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1 If you were a transformer you would be “optimus fine”

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2 conda amesema fare ni ngapi?

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3 I was reading the bible in the book of Numbers and I realized that I didn't have yours

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4 If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

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5 Am a Nigerian prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams I just need your ID number bank account and mother’s maiden name…

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6 Do you work at Subway, because you just gave me a foot-long...

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7 Are you German because I want to be “ja-man”

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8 Are you a pirate coz I have a lot of semen waiting for you

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9 Are you Harambe coz I want to drop my kids in your cage

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10 Are you spaghetti coz I want you to meet my meat balls

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11 Are u Cinderella coz I can see that dress coming off at midnight

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12 Hi am a pirate and am looking for some treasure, can I see your chest

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13 What kind of Uber are you? Long or short rides?

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14 Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

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15 Nice package. You should let me unwrap that for you sometime

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16 If you were a potato, you would be a sweet potato, then you would make me a sweat potato later on

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17 Msupa we ni kama Pegs nikifinya kichwa mguu za panuka

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18 Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!

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19 Here is 2000 ksh. Drink untill I am really good looking, then come to talk to me

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20 Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) "Cause you're just my type!

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21 Is your name Fabregas?Because i want to have Cesc with you

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22 Are you a banana cause I find you a peeling

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23 Do you have pet insurance, because your pussy is getting smashed tonight?

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24 I left a blowjob at your place can I come and get it later?

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dumbest pick up line Ever: Crude Alert

1 If you were a transformer you would be “optimus fine”

2 conda amesema fare ni ngapi?

3 I was reading the bible in the book of Numbers and I realized that I didn't have yours

4 If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

5 Am a Nigerian prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams I just need your ID number bank account and mother’s maiden name…

6 Do you work at Subway, because you just gave me a foot-long...

7 Are you German because I want to be “ja-man”

8 Are you a pirate coz I have a lot of semen waiting for you

9 Are you Harambe coz I want to drop my kids in your cage

10 Are you spaghetti coz I want you to meet my meat balls

11 Are u Cinderella coz I can see that dress coming off at midnight

12 Hi am a pirate and am looking for some treasure, can I see your chest

13 What kind of Uber are you? Long or short rides?

14 Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

15 Nice package. You should let me unwrap that for you sometime

16 If you were a potato, you would be a sweet potato, then you would make me a sweat potato later on

17 Msupa we ni kama Pegs nikifinya kichwa mguu za panuka

18 Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!

19 Here is 2000 ksh. Drink untill I am really good looking, then come to talk to me

20 Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) "Cause you're just my type!

21 Is your name Fabregas?Because i want to have Cesc with you

22 Are you a banana cause I find you a peeling

23 Do you have pet insurance, because your pussy is getting smashed tonight?

24 I left a blowjob at your place can I come and get it later?

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1 If you were a transformer you would be “optimus fine”

2 conda amesema fare ni ngapi?

3 I was reading the bible in the book of Numbers and I realized that I didn't have yours

4 If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

5 Am a Nigerian prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams I just need your ID number bank account and mother’s maiden name…

6 Do you work at Subway, because you just gave me a foot-long...

7 Are you German because I want to be “ja-man”

8 Are you a pirate coz I have a lot of semen waiting for you

9 Are you Harambe coz I want to drop my kids in your cage

10 Are you spaghetti coz I want you to meet my meat balls

11 Are u Cinderella coz I can see that dress coming off at midnight

12 Hi am a pirate and am looking for some treasure, can I see your chest

13 What kind of Uber are you? Long or short rides?

14 Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

15 Nice package. You should let me unwrap that for you sometime

16 If you were a potato, you would be a sweet potato, then you would make me a sweat potato later on

17 Msupa we ni kama Pegs nikifinya kichwa mguu za panuka

18 Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!

19 Here is 2000 ksh. Drink untill I am really good looking, then come to talk to me

20 Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) "Cause you're just my type!

21 Is your name Fabregas?Because i want to have Cesc with you

22 Are you a banana cause I find you a peeling

23 Do you have pet insurance, because your pussy is getting smashed tonight?

24 I left a blowjob at your place can I come and get it later?

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