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Are you one of the Kenyan women who like tall men?

It may be just like a fairytale and you may feel like Queen of the world, but with every good comes bad and here are some of the disavantages of dating a tall guy.

 

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  1. 1 You must get creative while taking those cute couple pics.


    Want him to carry you? Sure, that will look super cute.
    But try facing him and looking him right in the eye? More like face him and look him right in the torso. lol
    This is one hard nut to crack.

    Get creative and try out new poses at different angles, it might work well for you, yes?


  2. 2 Kenyan women can't really borrow his clothes


    Are you the "Pick my boyfriend's hoodie type?" 

    If yes, then Kenyan women might as well forget about stealing his hood when he's not looking. lol

    He maybe super tall with a long torso and this just won't flatter you at all. 

    Boyfriend jeans? Forget about it too, they'll drag you on the floor and leave you looking ridiculous, haha! ESPECIALLY if you are super short and petite.

  3. 3 You'll feel like a child sometimes


    Well, he maybe tall and it may turn you on, but the facts sometimes are hard to bear especially when you argue with him. 

    His height can be intimidating and you'll often end up feeling like a child because he will literally look down on you.  Not only that, but when you need help while trying to reach those high cupboards, he is the only one who can help you know.


  4. 4 Standing kisses need some special mastery.


    Because he is sooo tall, you'll have to adjust to him when he tries to bend down and still not reach you. 

    He may be hunched liked and try stoop to your level but hey, you know it still might not work and you will have to tip-toe, and if he's a long kisser, this will kill your leg muscles sooo bad!

  5. 5 He does not fit in your car.


    You're a Kenyan woman and you probably havea nice cute vitz! Yes, it maybe good with you, but you know what? He can't bend down while your drive, it will kill his spine and if you're in a situation where he has no car, better think about using a taxi or something because the ride along in yours will hurt him more than you know.

  6. 6 He maybe too big in his pants.

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    I know you might be thinking, the bigger the better right? Wrong.

    He maybe well endowed, but he maybe too well endowed and this will hurt you.
    I mean, we all want a man who's blessed with that, but not too blessed that he'll bring more pain than pleasure, you know?


  7. 7 You don't line up in bed.

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    He might be tall and this maybe romantic while taking photos or when he wants to carry you, but when it comes to the bedroom, cuddling and spooning will surely be something that will be a challenge.

    You either have to hug the top half or the bottom half and that is not as romantic as it sounds. haha!

    However, the bright side is that this leaves you guys room to get creative with positions.

  8. 8 All the legroom is his.

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    When you guys go on planes or buses, he's legs take up most of the space and this can be sometimes uncomfortable because you have to make the most out of the little space given and the one that he leaves to you. 

    Kenyan women won't try make him uncomfortable because you love him and that's just who you are. haha

    But sometimes, it can be a real pain in the butt!


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