When I was about ten years, I accidentally shit my pant, but since I was so embarrassed I removed the pants rolled it up and threw them behind that chair no one ever moves. Three years later when my sister was about to get married, and my parents and family members were doing cleaning they found the trousers, and since they were all wondering where my favorite pants went, I could not deny anything that happened.
When I was young, I was a really popular kid. But as in many Kenyan schools we used to be BEATEN not even caned. But for some reason, Boys were beaten on their buttocks while the girls the hands. But there is a teacher who used to cane us on the thighs if you know how tender this part is you would understand why I did what I did.
I had to pretend my buttocks had a boil so that he canes my hands. And when he asked to see the boil I pretended he was invading my space and it was low my butt crack so he could not see it.
The other students even brought me their sweaters placed them on my wooden chair to make it softer on my boil.
Back then puzzles were a big deal forget the Playstations kids have today. So one day I got invited to the rich kid’s party, and we were to play the 1000 piece puzzle. He kept on saying that he had assembled it so many times before and it won’t take him long to do it again.
So I stole a few pieces and waited patiently for him to complete the puzzle without the pieces I have. Kept encouraging him to “Go on! You can do it!!” knowing fully well he couldn’t.
I was a dog lover as a kid still am today. I grew up in neighborhoods we didn’t have many friends so the person you go to school with and is your neighbor you become best friends instantly.
The issue is the boy who happened to b my neighbor and schoolmate was a total ass. He used to come over and poke my dogs with a stick as he waited for me to come out of the house. The thing is, my dogs were super friendly or just stupid, and they always thought he was playing.
One day I said no more, so I told him if he is so brave he should get into the cage and then open the house dog. So his dumb-self got into the cage and opened the door to the actual dog house.
The dog simply looked at him and gave a small confused bark like “hoof??” like to ask what you are doing inside here. The boy climbed the cage and was left dangling upside down as the confused dog looked at him from the bottom. I pretended that the cage door was jammed as he cried his heart out. Where is your stick now….
There was this girl that was kinda the hot girl in out tuition group (burn by Matiangi now). She was taken every day to new dates with the guys in class after tuition.
My turn finally arrived and me being the cynic on our date I asked her if she could hook me up with her friend coz the friend was really quiet. She got so mad but told the friend. We are still friends with her friend to today.